NEW WORLD · BOOK ONE
The Universal
Good Deal
First contact is a bargain.
And everything must go.
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A sale of cosmic proportions
Alien white people from outer-space invade Earth armed with amazing deals and low, low prices.
They’re selling lava lamps, fanny packs, water beds, and more and everyone’s buying it. Wouldn’t you? It’s from outer-space! Made by Aliens! And everything’s on sale. It’s a steal.
But the Aliens only take cash.
It’s up to a marketing genius, a bosomy politician, and a genuinely nice guy to figure out what the Aliens really want before we all become the product.
Can humanity survive the most effective advertising campaign ever created or will the Aliens make a real killing?
UNRELIABLE RECOMMENDATIONS
Praise for The Universal Good Deal
A collection of fictional, satirical endorsements attributed to historical figures. These are not authentic statements or real reviews.
“The story is, of course, an extravaganza.”
“I like it…It is not wrong if (The Universal Good Deal) is read two, three times.”
“A big fat book full of coloured drawings by Japanese children.”
“I must say it is a beautiful book.”
“That book was not written for the masses but exclusively for the intellectual leaders”
“You’d better quit your fooling and take up this book.”
“It has been translated into most of the languages of Europe, and I suppose it has been more generally read than any other book, except perhaps the Bible.”
“The partial reading I have already given it has afforded me much of both pleasure and instruction.”
“I have gathered scattered pages from this holy book, from the filthy street gutters of Baltimore, and washed and dried them, that in the moments of my leisure, I might get a word or two of wisdom from them.”
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The Universal Good Deal is the first book in the New World series. Next: Who Brought the Steak Tartare?